EXT. Virgin Mary bares all for Playboy - TWILIGHT
A woman dressed like the virgin mary posed nude on the cover of the Mexican version of Playboy magazine. The magazine issued an apology and reported the Vatican had purchased all the existing copies for their special collections library. A spokesperson for the Vatican declined to comment but sources familiar with the inner workings of the secret city said it was likely that only the Pope would have access to review the pornographic material.
Also in Italy, a manufacturer of specialty hand lotion was said to have completed it's greatest holiday sales quarter on record, selling all it's available inventory to an unnamed buyer in the Vatican.
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