EXT. Garner Recovers Final Rimbaldi Artifact - TWILIGHT
Michael Wright, a former curator at the Science Museum in London, has built a replica of the 2000 year old machine Antikythera
, which he demonstrated in his London flat on the eve of the international Antikythera conference. Jennifer Garner is reported to have rappelled down the wall into Mr. Wright's flat, kickboxed Mr. Wright to the floor without the use of a stunt double and stuffed the Antikythera machine into a black duffel bag before disappearing again, presumably back to the safety of the United States where she is wanted for overacting without a WGA-approved dramatic license. JJ Abrams was unavailable for comment, although he is rumored to be studying the latest Rimbaldi artifact in an underground lab financed by a covert, quasi-governmental organization known only as Alias in syndication forever, or AISF.
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